Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Freaky dream #2

In this dream i was a knight, i had a nice bow and a long sword,
for some reason i didn't have a horse, what's up with that?
i'm a knight in shiny armor and no horse?
At least i had a pig. a shemale pig. So i was walking in the desert, just me and my pig.
And the most thing i was worried about in my dream was that i needed to find a good male pig, so that my pig can have exactly four small baby pigs, so i can get reach by selling them.
So one time i went to sleep, in the desert, with my pig sleeping near by.
In the morning when i woke up, i realized that there is someone else near me.
i looked up and saw the very huge very tall giant standing next to me,
and he said to me, that i am his lunch. Somehow i managed to knock him down to the ground, i tied him up and then i realized that i must kill him. The ropes won't hold for much time. so i took my knife and i tried to slice his throat.
except it was very strong, i couldn't do much damage to it, so i used my knife as a saw, trying to open his thorat, while he was screaming and trying to get up. i almost opened hist throat but still the cut wasn't deep enough, so i put my knife up to his throat and started to hit the knife with a stone.
Forcing it to go deeper in his throat, inch by inch, until i finally manage to make a dep enough cut,
i saw a very massive blood fountain, and then this big fellow finally died.